October 11, 2012

Pauly's Week 6 Douchey Power Rankings


Busy Week. Halfassery. Better ones next week.


1.) PRIMETIME BITCHES (5-0, No Change)


2.) Fucking Still Have Played No One (5-0, No Change)


3.) REEEEEEEEEEEEE-MATCHHHHH (4-1, +1)


4.) The Flacco Factor (4-1, -1)


5.) Odds We Actually Give A Shit Sunday? (3-2, +2)



6.) King Douche (4-1, +3)


7.) Reality Check (4-1, -2)


8.) The Fuck Is A Running Game? (3-2, +2)




9.) Question Mark?? (2-2, +7)


10.) Ratings Machine (3-2, -4)


11.) Holy Fucking Shitballs! Also...Fuck! (4-1, +3)


12.) The NFC West - Where Offense Is Illegal (3-2, +3


13.) Long Live The Pout! (2-3, No Change)


14.) LetsKillAaronRodgers.Com (2-3, -6)



15.) Admiral Ackbar! (3-2, -2)



16.) Hairy Balls (3-2, +3)


17.) America's Punch-Line (2-2, -1)


18.) Uggo (3-2, -7)


19.) WeKilledRG3.Com (2-3, -1)


20.) Hard Knocks Was Bullshit (2-3, +6)


21.) Feel Good Story (2-2, +9)


22.) The D Still Stands For Disappointment (1-3, No Change)




23.) About Fucking Time (1-4, +2)




24.) Hopeless (2-3, -4)


25.) Need More Soul Glo (1-3, -1)


26.) Remember When Scott Norwood Missed That Field Goal? (2-3, -5)


27.) Cam Newton's Looking Great... (1-4, -4)


28.) Poop (1-3, -1)


29.) Where QB Injuries Are Highlights (1-4, -1)


30.) We Don't Have Blaine Gabbert (1-4, -1)


31.) Ham Sandwich > Gabbert (1-4, No Change)


32.) Sign Lebron (0-5, No Change)



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