June 13, 2011

King James...King of the Jackasses


"...At the end of the day...a lot of the people that was rooting on me to fail, they gotta wake up tomorrow have the same life they had before they woke up today, they got the same personal problems that they had today. And I'm gonna continue to live the way I want to live and do the things I want to do...they can get a few days...or a few months...or whatever the case may be...on being happy about not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal...but you know, you gotta get back to the real world at some point."

Forget about the 2,000 grammar errors "The King" so eloquently uses as he loses with "grace". A college education might have straightened that out. Bottom line is this. Lebron James is a jackass. And Lebron James does not get he is a jackass. He's the best player in the NBA, and could've handled this post-game presser with a little class. Hey, it might have gotten some people to respect you again. But that just isn't Lebron.

The one thing he has in common with Kings? He's spoiled. Gifted with ridiculous athletic talent. Blessed by playing alongside the best two free agents of the summer. And he's had his ass kissed since high school. But when the going gets tough? He passes the ball...or the blame to someone else.

Kings rule the court. Kings take over their kingdom. Kings take over in the 4th. You sir, do not. And until you can, you will never be close to Michael Jordan. Enjoy the offseason bro.

P.S. - My life is dull. My life is very boring. But a dull and boring life is better than having your mother hook up with Delonte West. And its certainly better than your girlfriend taking her talents to Rashard Lewis' pants.

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