May 31, 2011

Time to jazz things up...

In case you've been living under a rock, Satan Lebron James and the most hateable team of all-time Miami Heat will tip off the NBA finals tonight against David Hasselhoff Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas choke-artists Mavericks. Whether you love Lebron or hate Lebron, you're missing out if you don't watch.

Once my terrible computer is fixed (more on that later) you can expect posts every day concerning the title battle between old men good and asshats evil. But that's not all you'll see on concerning the NBA finals. I am a man of the people. And the people must be entertained!

Here's where I explain why a redneck with a crappy haircut is at the top of this post. According to many, I may or may not have one of the world's 10 most ridiculous haircuts. I don't buy it. My Bieber-esque Lax Bro cut makes the ladies swoon. And as a broadcasting/blogging legend, my flow is pretty much my soul.

But since I am SO convinced that karma will catch up with Lebron and company, I will make this pledge: If the Heat win the finals, I will get a normal person haircut. Blogger's Honor. BOOM. None of you saw that coming.

And if Dallas wins in 6 (or at all) like I'm predicting right now? You will all witness one of the greatest rants of all-time. DOUBLE WHAMMY.

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