May 24, 2011

Take a chill pill Stu


It's about 9:30.  And I'm not a morning person.  So the last thing I want when I get my morning fix of Sportscenter is Stuart Scott getting in my face on my in home jumbotron...and being Stuart Scott.  Guess I've got to tell him off in terms he can understand.

Dude.  Stop trying so hard to be "as cool as the other side of the pillow". Look, I'm all for saying "holla at a player when you see him in the street", but I never say it in public because I'm a normal human being (and it's not just because I:  A. Have two functioning eyes,  B. Can catch a football, and C. Don't really think I could play in the NFL...just read that last link).  By the way bro...you went to UNC.  You're actually a smart person.   So stop trying so hard to act like Leonard Washington when Carlton Banks makes you look like McLovin.  Just give it up.

Boo Yah.

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