May 26, 2011

Dirk hat nichts auf Hasselhoff

Boom. After another Thunder collapse, the old men Mavs are on their way back to the finals. Which raises a serious question...has Dirk Nowitzki overtaken David Hassellhoff as the official champion of Germany?

That's a tough one to answer. Not only is the Hoff the greatest actor of all time, he's Germany's all time number one pop star (seriously). He's entertained millions and millions of Germans...even while drunk. And even though Dirk is absolutely killing it this postseason, he did really piss off this kid and this jackass when the Mavericks blew the '06 finals.

Maybe if Dirk takes the title this year we can finally crown a new German king. But until that happens, don't hassell the Hoff.

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